Welcome! Bien!venue! Very well come!

To you female inhabitants of Saarbrücken, and of course also welcome nymphomaniac nymphets, etc. etc.

This nice doctoral student of the

Saarland University

of course I want

come, but one man is needed.

with firm buttocks

A little rascal who admits, yes, I voted for the terrorist gang.

SOB

Among my discoveries in the works of Cervates, the most important is the connection.

First.

I, Dr. Bernhard Farkasch, have made a discovery concerning the story of a caballero.

This story is told by Hamate Ben Engeli. But who is Hamate Ben Engeli? Cervantes was at least in the cellars of the Inquisition. The name "H" is no longer spoken at this time. So it's Amate Ben Engeli. "Ben" is actually the name of a tribe, but it also means "son," like Hasci Halef Omar, Ben Hadji, etc. There are probably two narrators. So there's still much work to be done for the ladies of Cervantes.

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We have to drop the H. It's not pronounced anyway. And then things start to make sense. Because Cervantes was captured by an Albanian. And the hot mommy. Newly captured slaves were, of course, tied up somewhere. Furthermore, their hands were bound. The captured ship and the pirate yard are on their way to Algiers. The pirates are happy about their successful catch.

Especially over the big fish, the hero of the naval battle of Lepanto

Key data

Battle of Lepanto 1571

Fall of Tunis 1574

Capture 1574

So what exactly happened? I'm afraid we'll never know. But we offer satirical solutions. Solutions directly related to Cervantes. We offer several versions because we don't want to render scholarly Cervantes obsolete.

I would like to train young Cervantists to become Hamates BEn English scholars. For a good cause.

Good Cause 1

We want to promote press freedom, which also includes free discussion.

Good Cause 2

With freedom of religion, there are fewer deaths caused by the Islamic State, because many attacks by the Islamic State also have the component of being motivated by its religion.

The creation of a German-Jewish culture in Germany and worldwide. This culture incorporates many elements of the Islamic state; thereby, hatred can be reduced and the death toll lowered.

Further reduction of hatred through personal dialogue between Jews and Arabs



Stabilization of democracies around the world, especially in the Federal Republic of Germany.

Cervantism can contribute to all of this. The aggravated, satirical Cervantism in which I unfortunately/gladly fuck my hobby slaves. Therefore, let's continue with Cervantes' fucking theory. That is, torture theory.

Situation: The newly captured slaves are transferred from the slow merchant ship to the fast corsair galley and forced to undress completely. The technical term for this is genital ostentation.

Here the King of the Jews displays his magnificent penis. Truly, this thing is worthy of a king. An erection, often followed by ejaculation, occurs not only during crucifixions but also during hangings. In the past (before its invention), perverted inhabitants of West Germany also tried it, leading to some amusing deaths. Since the introduction of Viagra, such deaths understandably no longer occur in West Germany. After all, swallowing Viagra is considerably more comfortable than, for example, a crucifixion. Gina Haspel also refused to forgo the time-honored practice of genital ostentation.

Good cause

We are fighting against torture. We want to raise awareness that torture is senseless.

Gina Haspel

kShe fought for human rights everywhere, including in Iraq. Unfortunately, she got a bit flustered during the torture.

Let's return to Cervantes and Genetalis. The pirates have quickly transferred the slaves to the corsair galleon. In the background, Cervantes is undressing. For both the Iraqis and the freshly captured Christian slaves, this is a memorable experience that the slaves will remember for a long time. Now we've started with Cervantes. But we must have more pictures.

Now there's more. Many women in the Gaza Strip are currently being widowed. According to estimates from the Hamas Ministry of Health, reported by Al Jazeera, the number has now exceeded one thousand.

Like this woman, for example, who comes from Gaza and fears that her husband was killed in the course of the genocide perpetrated by Netanyahu and his cronies. Many journalists working for Al Jazeera share this fear. But journalists are also being murdered by assassins. Surviving journalists report to cover up genocide. Here, too, we see

This is the best one. Because it reminds me of the time when I was a sex slave to a nice Salafist-jihadist mistress. However, with one small variation. My mistress was wearing a great miniskirt. And a summer blouse through which her dark bra was clearly visible. Since then, I've been a hobby slave on and off. More often in my youth, less often in old age, and over my entire life, less often than every three years.

This led me to delve into the topic of slavery. And I came to the same conclusion as many Jews from Vienna. Today, roughly 100 years after these events, science has made considerable progress. One example is the cuddle hormone oxytocin. This is produced through singing. And that's what we want to explore on the...

Cervantina REAL de Bosque.

Here we see the Jew Robert Nelson as a slave trader for the heavenly-earthly slave market.

And here we see Ms. England, because she comes from the land of angels and speaks angelic. Is it a coincidence that Ms. England from Berlin makes the same gestures as Ms. England from Baghdad? She shoots at her victim, and these are

Struck by Cupid's arrow. For the god of love sends angels from heaven and says

Love each other.

Which German woman wouldn't want to be struck by Cupid's arrow, shot at this sweet, earthly Englishwoman? For she is of flesh and blood. We are speaking, after all, of the earthly heavenly paradise. Naked angels, who flit through the heavens, are not of flesh and blood.

Pictured

New text: Freedom of the press is a value in itself, but it also serves practical purposes. FOR EXAMPLES

la mi presente a vostra signori

and also the Temerino Women's Rosary. These are two satirical songs that appealed to the Ottomans when they were still jihadist and perhaps Salafist.

Oh dear, oh dear, I must:

Our Father, Thy will be done, say

like the satire Captivi by Plautus.

Because that was something one had to say in every patriarchal society, whether pagan Roman, Christian Roman, or Muslim. And furthermore, I will be married to any woman who chooses me, because, whether pagan Roman, Christian Roman, or Muslim, slaves were considered part of the family. They became particularly domestic family people precisely because they had to stay at home, meaning they had to be present for their wives at all times.

It's still about ladies' choice, because the philosopher Bernhard Farkasch, like Diogenes of old, stands in the slave market and sings. Our dear ladies of Kaltenbronnen, bestow upon us machos a warm sun. Let us not freeze, for in the innkeeper's house we go with full pockets and out empty again. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, the entire alimony has been drunk away again. That will surely cause trouble with the anti-fascist theologian Margit Margot Kässmann, who says what she thinks, anti-fascist cheese. For example, men who don't pay alimony, the It's still about ladies' choice, because the philosopher Bernhard Farkasch, like Diogenes of old, stands in the slave market and sings. Our dear ladies of Kaltenbronnen, bestow upon us machos a warm sun. Let us not freeze, for in the innkeeper's house we go with full pockets and out empty again. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, the entire alimony payment has been drunk away again. That's bound to cause trouble with the anti-fascist theologian Margit Kässmann, who speaks her mind – anti-fascist nonsense. For example, men who don't pay alimony...

But what do the victims look like who were hired by the

God of Love

of carnal Englishwomen

So let us greet you with song.

Noble Women's Sweet

This poem is one of many clues to Cervantes's work. He had incorporated it so effectively that his book...

The works of Persiles and Sigismunda

It was only printed after his death. Because it contains the one confirmation of his life's work: revenge against the Inquisition and all its henchmen.

The poem is addressed to a German-Hungarian woman. And there, the word "süße" (sweet) has two meanings: young woman and...

The Virgin

the sweetest of all sweets

of the Virgin Mary, of course.

the true sweetness

la dolcinea del El Toboso.

at the time of

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